Creepy Old Bat

I’m getting tired of contacting people to tell them that Joey died. Not real people, but companies. Sending away copies of a death certificate that I don’t want to touch or look at. Today is my last day of doing this crap for a while.

Ordered myself a locket from etsy last night so that I don’t have to be the creepy old bat who is carrying around her husband’s ashes in her purse. I can’t stand the thought of them going in the box until I make it cozy in there. Around your neck is better than a dime bag in your purse, right? Or is that still creepy old bat-ish? Is it wrong if you know the answer, but choose to conduct yourself in that fashion anyway? Is it wrong that I don’t care?


4 thoughts on “Creepy Old Bat

  1. Brandy March 9, 2011 / 6:34 pm

    Creep & bat away! I say a locket is the perfect vessel – is it golf ball shaped? ; )

  2. mycatisnottoofat March 9, 2011 / 10:00 pm

    Of course that’s not creepy; I think it’s nice. The dime bag would have been a touch strange.

    Who are these companies that are contacting you? Tell them to fuck off.

  3. George C March 10, 2011 / 10:00 pm

    I agree with mycatisnotfat,tell them “F**k you and the horse you rode in on!

    But I don’t agree with the dime bag veing strange!

  4. Auntie Julie March 17, 2011 / 6:39 pm

    Kirstin, I think Joey would want to be worn around your waist in a……..wait for it……fanny pack!!!!!!!!

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