Attention all loved ones: I am ok. Apparently someone has hacked into my email & is claiming that I have been kidnapped & am in London with no wallet. Wtf? Although that would have been a much more interesting ending to my trip, sadly, I am still in Newfoundland.
I would also like to point out that although I can’t spell worth shit, I can speak with proper grammer & would be hard pressed to ever use a word like “soonest”.
Nice try assholes.