Nice Try

Attention all loved ones: I am ok. Apparently someone has hacked into my email & is claiming that I have been kidnapped & am in London with no wallet. Wtf? Although that would have been a much more interesting ending to my trip, sadly, I am still in Newfoundland.

I would also like to point out that although I can’t spell worth shit, I can speak with proper grammer & would be hard pressed to ever use a word like “soonest”.

Nice try assholes.


2 thoughts on “Nice Try

  1. mycatisnottoofat October 19, 2011 / 8:55 am

    LOL!!!! It was the excessive use of exclamation marks in the subject line that gave it away. Four exclamation marks? Who does that?!!!111!!!!1

    Did people really think it was you?

    They spelled your name right!!

    When are you going to get your sorry self home?

    I miss you!!!!

    I LOVE you!!!111!!11

  2. Kimberly Burge October 19, 2011 / 2:15 pm

    Well, the kidnap fantasy I dreamed up in the little while it took you to answer me was pretty fantastical. Was ready to come looking for this “Olivia”. (Not jealous).

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